the monster mash
Tom DeLay, who has achieved a remarkable infamy as one of the scummiest scum-suckers to ever scum-suck in the U.S. Congress - which is kind of like being the best Police Academy movie - is up to his ears in criminal and parliamentary charges over a corruption scandal; essentially a big roll up of all of the scummy sucking he's done since about 2001, when of course The Lord Our God Hisself apparently used a Holy Raygun or something on the mainstream media, making it impossible for them to concentrate on anything like this and instead obsess over 9-11, how fucking manly the President is, and Howard Dean's scream...but I digress.
Kos @ the DailyKos has an update on where the situation is now (and check back often, this will probably shift a lot, maybe even over the weekend); unfortunately, this is one story that's going to be passed over except by some prog journos or those who actually remember how to do their jobs in the wake of Karl Rove's shit-slinging-dance-party that will pass as the final weeks of this SORRY FUCKING PHONY POLITICAL DOG AND PONY SHOW THAT JUST NEEDS TO GO AWAY AND DIE, JUST END, PLEASE, SO WE CAN GET BACK TO TRYING TO STOP FUCKING UP POOR FUCKING IRAQ...but I digress.
The sad thing is is that will probably not mean a whole lot in terms of actually getting rid of Tom DeLay - see Trent Lott. Remember him? Wasn't he a mongloid racist or something? So if being a chromosome removed from Grand One-Eyed Dragon or whatever doesn't get you excommunicated from the hallowed halls of Congress, you can bet running your own little rad repub fiefdom sure as hell won't.
The smart money says that if this eventually costs him his seat (doubtful) or his position of power (perhaps), he's not going anywhere anytime soon, and like some kind of cross-eyed, degenerate All-Texas version of Poe's Raven, we'll be able to look up and see him never flitting, still sitting, on the pallid bust of Pallas just above the chamber door.
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