hurry hurry hurry before i go insane
Sayeth Giblets:
Senators, from this day forth none of you will be allowed into Congress without dragging along AT LEAST one (1) vegetative American with a partially liquified brain. Remember, the more you bring with you, the more compassionate you are! You can use them however you want - wave them around, pose them in interesting shapes, demonstrate their need for private Social Security accounts - but you must use them AT ALL TIMES THROUGHOUT THE DAY. If you go without referencing them for thirty seconds, you must either stop to bounce them or pass them to another player on your team.
And why not? This plus another hot cash injection for Iraq multiplied by the bankruptcy bill equals plenty of time to kill since you're not taking care o' the people's bidness.
Colorado, by the way, is just bursting and ripe for our very own Holy Carrot Mascot. Yes. Any day now; and I know I speak for everyone at the Lab when I say we just can't effing wait.
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