we're only making plans for nigel we only want what's best for him
Dear Loyal Opposition,
First off - Howard, I want the $50 bucks I sent you courtesy of my departed, anti-Bush grandfather. Remember? It must be a couple of winters ago now, when I thought that might be a nice gesture on Grandpa's behalf. In fact, I think I even wrote a little bit about that in the envelope I sent my check along in.
Second, MoveOn.org - I think you have like $30 or so of my own hard-earned cash I sent in a fit of desperation last summer. And I want that back, too.
Yesterday, bitches.
Yours -
Dex
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