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Llamas, dwarves, and Shrek, oh my:
A llama was found on the freeway in Pennsylvania, police in Tennessee arrested 144 people at a cockfight, and the sixty-two-year-old man who was attacked and mutilated by two chimpanzees in March was brought out of his coma. British potato farmers held protests against the Oxford English Dictionary; they were offended by the term "couch potato." An achondroplastic dwarf in Florida named Molly Beavers sued Wal-Mart for firing her from her job at Sam's Club because she did not smile enough; Beavers cannot smile because her face is partially paralyzed. Florida police found six endangered gopher tortoises in the back of a car. The owner of the car said that he was planning a soup. A British man pleaded guilty to unloading a fire extinguisher into his friend's anus. "It was just horseplay that went wrong," said the man's lawyer. Another British man was sentenced to twenty-seven months in prison for making his friend Ernest dress in a skirt, forcing him to strip, shaving him all over, and painting him green so he would look like Shrek.
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