ain't got no class
I've been trying to avoid posting on the Cunning Plan to steal Xmas - an "issue" I thought was so fucking outrageous that it has to, it has to be some kind of scheme to divert everyone's attention from the flying saucer invasion being run in Iran by Osama, The Carlyle Group, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, Emperor Hirohito's brain, Ronald Reagan's doomed ghost, and the Cigarette Smoking Man.
However, Media Matters has shown over the last few weeks that the living punchline Bill O'Reilly and his "crusade" to single-handedly..Jesus, I don't really know, something to do with the ACLU and Wal Mart...anyway, Herr Bill, who is getting such a head of righteous steam on that by the middle of December he'll have nothing left to do but eat a whole wreath on live television or share with his viewers which vibrators he wants for MERRY CHRISTMAS, has suddenly gone all low low LOW brow, and now not only must rescue the Clauses, Little Cindy Who, and Hermey the Dentist from the clutches of the Dark Lord of the Secular, but must do everything he can to help revive populist anti-Semitism in this country, as Stevie Wonder points out here.
I don't have any observations on this aside from my inital reaction, which isn't disgust but sheer disbelief. Or, agog. Call me agog. It has since stopped being sort of funny, which is a shame, since there was a solid 20 days of amusement to be had out of a grown man working himself into a brain embolism over whether or not the clerks at the store his assistants shop for him at say the magic words after charging his credit card. (Maybe as penance, O'Reilly Heads or Splotchy Faces or whatever his audience calls themselves can demand retail workers say "Merry Christmas" all year round)
Don't know about you, but I think this sounds like a job for The Orcinus...Tell us what to think, Dave!
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