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Ah, Rocky Mountain News - truly you are the voice of the rocky and mountainous empire!
Illegal immigrants said to cost Coloradans billions
2:43 p.m. Illegal immigrants take billions of dollars out of Colorado taxpayers' pockets each year by working for substandard wages, sending their children to public school and requiring medical care, organizers of a proposed ballot initiative said today.
No mention of whether or not the Rocky's seen the report, or who's actually hiring illegals and why - they doth not a sexy headline make. And anyway, those sorts of questions don't make the Howlers the RMN's headline writer sees go away:
Gerry Schnauz: "Besides, I've seen them. In that picture that your partner showed me. Pictures don't lie. You saw them too."
Scully: "If there are such things as Howlers, Gerry, they live only inside your head."
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