oh, there's a lot of opportunities if you know when to take them you know, pt. 2
U.S. Senator, circa 2006.
It's a new era.
I'm not afraid. Are you? Hell no, you shouldn't be! This is like Devil's Night, one of those Grand Theft Auto games, and "Who Wants to Be A Superhero?" all rolled into one, forever and ever, amen.
Sure, sure - you're all fascist this blah blah rights blah blah wither America? blah. Me? I'm ready. Just tell me where to send the resume, baby. Gimme gimme gimme: the uniform, trained rats, all that shit. Gimme gimme gimme the excitement and adventure of one of those "Army of One" ads plus the rush you get when you can legally make some non-believer scream, "America, Bless God!"
P.S. - Thanks Senator Salazar! Colorado rep-ra-zent!
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