never let a little thing like scandal get in the way of assembling the finest whatever team on whatevervision
Above: Never played footsie with Jack Abramoff or Enron.
In the spirit of bi-partisan something something that wafting through CNN's studios, we here at Dexter's Lab have welcomed The Master onto our team of election night analysts.
Yes, we realize that The Master was elected as Prime Minister of Britain only by using a system of satellites to broadcast a low-level signal to hypnotize the British electorate and then attempted planetary genocide using a convoluted time-bending scheme in order to bring back his home world of Gallifrey, but at least he didn't skim money out of a Jack Abramoff slushpot or try "humping corporate accounts" at the expense of the religious people's strong beliefs about gambling. Any teevee network that hired a guy like that would be making a mockery of the notion of credibility.