in the future, news stories about lefty black preachers and partially-nude teen stars will be carbon neutral
The future - we're waiting for you!
Just in case you missed it:
* Poison, poison, everywhere, but apparently, no one bothers to check anymore;
* more and more proof that the emerging, tricked-out, and totally futuristic green economy so highly touted by the two Dem candidates for president may be a total hustle;
* and the Arctic? Yeah, that shit is still melting. Fast.
I am hardly one to scold, however; I have spent most of the last two weeks holed up here in the Lab and watching basketball and mourning broken relationships with girls I thought I was going to get married to.